Maddox VS. The Universe - Episode #1
February 20th, 2017
The long-awaited first-ever bonus episode is finally here: MADDOX VS THE UNIVERSE. This idea was born from the fact that my entire life has been a battle between two equally-sized objects: the known universe, and my ego. Which is bigger? Who wins? You decide, but your decision may not be binding because ultimately such important decisions can only be decided by someone with enough wit, intelligence and critical-thinking prowess such as myself.
Also introducing credits you may purchase through this site: Madbux. These are credits you can spend on bonus episodes and other badass content along with a kickass introductory price. Make a wise investment and buy some now...
Our own Rucka Rucka Ali and Jesse P-S from PodAwful orchestrate the roast with some of the best (shittiest) roast-material ever written: the shit-posting from Encyclopedia Dramatica. Plus this episode was recorded with our old audio engineer, Sean so the zingers aren't the only thing blazing.
Speaking of, here's that incredibly shitty "fan art" someone sent in of me and Jesse. This prompted me to coin a new phrase called "pliering," which is the male equivalent of lesbian "scissoring." The image is very NSFW so click at your own risk:
Special thanks to Ali Hassanein for the incredible thumbnail, and thanks to Vladimir Zelentsov for the kickass intro cover.
UPDATE: In less than 24-hours, Maddox vs The Universe has dominated the charts on iTunes, soaring to #3! Thank you for all the support. Keep it going, if you like this episode, we'll produce more of these regularly. Spread the word!
The voicemail number is: 1-562-58-I-RULE (1-562-584-7853). If you want to leave voicemail for the bonus episode, mention that at the beginning.
Me - The Best Page in the Universe
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