The Best Debate in the Universe - Who Should Be The Next Us President?

Monday November 7th 2016

I'm joined this week by our very own Pod Awful's Jesse P-S, also known on Facebook as MarkZuckerbergsAsianDildo2. We have one big political debate this episode, our first and only on The Best Debate for a number of reasons, but most of all because there's no point since I'm running for president and am going to win and end all elections going forward. I kept a promise I made in the footnote of an article I wrote 12 years ago to run for president in 2016, and here it is:

Also, here's the episode of Pod Awful we talked about at the top of this show, I highly encourage you to watch the video version if you have time, it's pretty amazing:

And here's Rucka's Gary Johnson clip, definitely worth watching:

Speaking of Rucka, his promotion was short-lived, so I'm putting it to vote again this week. Should he be promoted back to LIEUTENANT or down to JUNIOR ASSISTANT DEPUTY MODERATOR? I've opened the voting back up.

Also make sure to listen to this episode later in the week because I'm going to change the episode depending on the outcome of the election. Stay tuned!

And finally, we talked about a lawsuit brought against Starbucks by a cop who sued after receiving a free coffee where the lid fell off. Turns out he also had Chron's disease, and despite popular belief, Starbucks is not responsible for giving their customers Chrone's disease.

The voicemail number is: 1-562-58-I-RULE (1-562-584-7853).

Thumbnail courtesy of Doctor Smooth Rod

Forbes - Clinton's war on video games
NY Times - Benghazi timeline
ABC News - Starbucks will not have to pay cop for hot coffee spill
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