The Best Debate in the Universe - What is the manliest haircut of all time? Is it manlier to cut some of your hair, like some kind of moderate, or all of it like a badass? You decide: WHAT IS THE MANLIEST HAIRCUT OF ALL TIME?

Monday May 29th 2017

What is the manliest haircut of all time? We're joined by animator, musician and sketch comedian, Robert Benfer, also known as "Knox" from the Newgrounds days. Robert and I go way back on the Internet, back to the Web 1.0 era. Here's the ice cave video I talked about in this episode:

We had a rousing debate about hair, of which I have very little--by choice (just not mine). Robert argues on behalf of the classic buzz cut as the manliest hair style, citing some dude or chick in Mass Effect; is there a difference in the future? Mikey Bolts is out this week, and grandpa Rucka is just confused by the whole state of modern video games. Though Rucka weighs in with the heavy-weight of Internet rhetoric and drops the S-word with regards to bald-headed people. Is that word sexual? Superior? Spellbinding? All three? You'll have to listen to find out.

Bonus episode #3 is coming soon, but you can purchase #2 from iTunes, Amazon and our own website:

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